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Saturday, April 30, 2005

ANAK: Dad! naka-experience na ko ng blowjob! yahoo!!!!

DAD: wow! anak!...binata ka na!!!anong feeling?

ANAK: ang sakit po sa panga!!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 8:39 AM //

Friday, April 29, 2005

a priest lost a bird & asked during mass...

Priest: anyone got a bird?

all men stood up.

Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?

all women stood up.

Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?

all nuns stood up

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 12:17 PM //

Thursday, April 28, 2005

a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, pls make dis lion a christian".

d lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....

LION: "bless this food that i'm about to receive thru Christ our LORD, amen."

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 10:25 AM //

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

isang gabi...

WIFE: di ako makatulog dahil sa lamok. mag-SEX muna tayo!

HUSBAND: putragis! anong akala mo sa TITI ko?....katol!!!! matulog ka
na!!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 9:05 AM //

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

YEAR 2005....

Prosti 1: sa sobrang hirap ng panahon ngaun,kahit 200 payag na ko.

Prosti 2: ako kahit 100..payag na!

Prosti 3: ako nga blowjob for free! may makain lng!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 9:07 AM //

Monday, April 25, 2005

ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.

DOC: is it choking?

ERAP: it's max's.

DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, r u choking?

ERAP: no.. im serious!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 11:13 AM //

Saturday, April 16, 2005

SON: dady...baket umuungol c mommy kagabi? my sakit ba cya?

DAD: wala anak... happy lng cya.

SON: ibig sabihin, gabi-gabi cyang hapi kahit nung nasa states ka pa?

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 11:38 AM //

Friday, April 15, 2005

GIRL: mag-69 tayo dear!!

BOY: pano un?

GIRL: ganito lang...

(pumuwesto na cla at biglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times)

BOY: Ayoko na!!! D KO NA KAYA UNG NATITIRA PANG 65!!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 9:06 AM //

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext....

PEPE: Tol! pasa load namn! 2pesos lang, my katx lng me.

Tol: cge. w8 lng.

(message sent)

Pepe: Tnx tol! bait mo talaga!

Tol: Gago! wag ka na magtex! sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!!

Pepe: k.

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 8:54 AM //

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

2 Patients are taking sperm count.....

(d nurse masturbates P#1 but sucks P#2)

While the nurse is doing the blow.....

P#1: Ba't blowjob sa kanya e samantalang sakin handjob lang?

NURSE: CASH ito noh!.... sayo PHILHEALTH lang!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 8:31 AM //

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Dalawang cra ulo....

CRA1: Magaling ka na ba?

CRA2: Oo namn!!!

CRA1: Talaga?...kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?

CRA2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlyt mo?...e d nalaglag pa

ko!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 8:27 AM //

Monday, April 11, 2005

TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?

BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.

TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?

BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!

TEACHER: baket naman?

BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 4:02 PM //

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Tatlong nagyayabngan na daga ...

Daga1: kakain ako ng keso na may rat-killer!

Daga2: ha!!! kakain ako ng keso sa mouse trap!!!

Daga3: tsk! tsk! tsk! manood kayo!!!! manrereyp ako ng pusa!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 9:26 AM //

Friday, April 08, 2005

KUTO1: do u hear me over?

KUTO2: copy!

KUTO1: location?

KUTO2: sa bulbol ni ma'am..ikaw?

KUTO1: tangina! magkatabi lng pala tayo. nand2 ko sa bigote ni sir!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 8:47 AM //

Thursday, April 07, 2005

SIR: Inday, c Sir mo 2..bangga kotse ko and i nid cash!

INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh!

SIR: Gaga! c Sir mo talaga to!

INDAY: Gago! c Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!

# posted by We Are All Under The Sun @ 1:19 PM //