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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Isang Pinoy galing sa Pinas ang nasa LAX customs inspection:
Medyo kabado kasi may dalang daing (dried fish) sa loob ng maleta.
INSPECTOR: What are these stuff in your suitcase?
PINOY: Daing, sir!
INSPECTOR: (Looking closely) No, they are not.
PINOY: It's true sir. They are daing.
INSPECTOR: They are not dy-ing. These fish are already dead.